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hello. so i just feel like having some fun...i'm going to propose a couple of little math problems. :P lol, hold on hold on, hear me out before you run away!

here's the first... came up with it randomly in geometry class... okay... given that L=5, f=63i and e=Lf, what is the meaning of life?

the solution:
Life = (5)(i)(63i)(Lf) *note: for the non-math students i = the square root of -1, so, i squared = -1.*
so,
Life = (315)(-1)(5)(63i)
Life = -99225 i.
therefore, we can conclude that life is complex/unreal (because "i" is a complex number, or a non-real number, if you will) and negative.

here's a second, better one (in the first, the #'s 5 and 63 were given simply by me asking a classmate to give me a number, and then another number. she said 5 and 63, respectively.)

so, with this one... let's set Life = x. now, we have f(x) = x/Lie. we also have L = x/ife, or, we can rearrange it to get L = x/f(ie). also, f(ie) = ie/Lie, or f(ie) = 1/L. So, from L = x/f(ie) and f(ie) = 1/L, we get L = x/(1/L), which becomes L = xL. now, substituting that into Life = x, we get xLife = x, or, cancelling the x's, we get that Life = 1. what does this mean? life is one. i guess from this we can conclude that you only live once? this doesn't tell us what life IS. it is one. it is... it's... one. hmm. that makes no sense. there is one life? no. no. life IS one. what the hell does THAT mean? stupid math. giving me answers that don't MEAN anything. lol what else is new?

anyway. that was my fun little math blurb. i'm sure everyone has enjoyed that oh-so-much.

oooh oooh. hehe. okay. i'm talking to stephen (not semen, liz) and here's his idea: "you are what you are given. In other words, the genes that you were born with and the circumstances that you experienced make you who you are." so, since life is one, life is the individual, the person. (not one the number as i was thinking of it, but rather "one" = "a person").

so, my math calculations tell me that life is who you are essentially. life is you. the person you are. wow. math does work. lol. this was fun.

i may or may not post another entry today... probably not...

actually i might... or i might just add more to this one... ciao.

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