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So here I am again...

I was gonna update yesterday... cuz that was on Friday night that I said "tomorrow". And now it's Sunday. I was just a lazy bum yesterday and spent all my online time reading a HILARIOUS Hanson site.

For curious folk, go here: Zacky Farms or anyOTHERday. Some awesome stuff in sections such as "pictures speak" on the first of the two sites (they're almost the same site - done by the same girl, one's pretty much entirely related to Zac, the other to Hanson... and so some of the stuff does overlap a bit). Almost everything is pretty damn funny on those sites. The funniest is when I come across some quotes she put up which are things the guys have ACTUALLY said - and well, why is it funny? Hmm... on the anyOTHERday site, go to "blondies". You'll see what I mean. IDIOTS they are. I really like the quote when some girl called in the show they were on, and asked if they'd give a girl roses for valentine's day, and Isaac said "Oh yeah, of course! Are you kidding? That's like... that's like asking if... someone... walks.... around.. the room" and then Zac goes "That's like asking if Ike has a brain lapse". And the primary reason I find that one best is because I heard it with my own ears.. So I know it really happened. This was on September 29th, 2000, the day before my first Hanson concert - they were at muchmusic, and a girl asked that question... and yeah, that's what was said. And I was just thinking "oh God, Ike is such a dork".. They've all had plenty of blonde-moments, tis quite entertaining.

So, here's a list. Let's call it Ari's "check out these parts of the two sites" list..

On Zacky Farms pay a visit to the following:

- in "drum time" see 'brain rattling' (Zac headbanging)
- in "just zac" see 'dr. love' and 'dumbass'(mainly just zac and his idiotic self)
- in "lists" see 'q&a snuff-offs' (sarcastic boi Zac)
- in "pictures speak" the following pages: 'brotherly love', 'captions', 'damn teenies', 'insultation', 'the ashton show', 'the look' (maybe), and 'the question'(lots of hilarious stuff.. too much to explain...)
and if not all of the above check out 'brotherly love', 'insultation' and 'the ashton show' in the "pictures speak" section for sure! Sick sick girl who made this site. I love it. LoL.

on anyOTHERday, here's some MUST SEE sections:

- "beloved mic" - and people wonder where ANYONE would get the idea to call him gay! lol
- "blondies" - oh god, can't believe they ACTUALLY said this stuff. they're IDIOTS! lol
- "captions" - 'taylor captions' section, page 4
- "checkout line" - lol taylor's gay, so so gay. and they're all a bunch of incestual freaks.
- in "fashion" check out 'manicure' and if you're bored 'scarf from hell' - he's gay gay gay, and just a freak in general.
- "misunderstood" is a little funny, because it's true. he NEEDS to learn to annunciate.
- so you don't have to check it out on this site: this is what hanson.net (their official site) would resemble if taylor designed it: click to see - yay for making tay appear gay gay gay. (yeah, he's married to a girl, but that don't mean we can't have our ideas... in fact... the girl even listed in the "wedding marches" section as one of the possible reasons for the marriage is so he PROVES to people he's straight and stops the rumours - well, boy, I don't believe you... that's right, I think you're just closeted, and to get people to think otherwise, you just marry a woman and pretend her kid is yours.. lol i'll shut up now)
- another lovely picture: Taylorbelle.. yup, you guessed it, more taylor gayness. oh man, i should find the gazillion pictures of him wearing such... non-masculine clothing and crossing his legs and posing in "interesting" ways and... he's gay lol.
- "uh..." section contains more incest-suggestive stuff
- "weird hanson quotes" section contains a few funny ones..

and that, my friends, concludes what i think you should see on the sites. hmm..i wonder if anyone actually READ this all... i mean, who would? not me. well yes me, but not me if i weren't a hanson fan. *shrugs* but even so, if you HAVE read it, GO CHECK IT OUT, check SOME of it out..whatever you feel like out of the above...tis FUNNY FUNNY stuff! Of course, I do have an odd sense of humour...

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